What Is Your Wildest Fantasy?

Some people might say that fantasy can be a healthy part of a relationship between two mature, committed individuals. They might say it helps keep things interesting.

Now before you vomit a little in your mouth, and report our blog for indecency, hear me out.

I've been trying to convince Jen of this fact for four years now. She just doesn't believe me. She insists that those "authors" were not referring to fantasy football.


But even Jen admits that Fantasy Football makes our relationship "interesting." Like the time last year when she tried to stuff the remote control down the disposal. Or the time two years ago when I celebrated a last minute touchdown by ripping off my shirt and running around the block shouting "Who's your fantasy football king now?!"

Jen feels like fantasy football takes away from "us" time. But I told her she is always free to rub my back while I watch football. Which earned me a slap--also interesting.

Jen's interest in "us" time waned a bit after that, so I told her that this could be a great opportunity for a little girl time. She seemed to like that idea a little bit better, especially after she found the website http://womenagainstfantasysports.com. I'm not sure exactly what they talk about at her weekly meetings; Something about anthrax and ESPN headquarters--I wasn't really listening, it was during my leagues' live draft. I hear they're always looking for new members though, so if you're interested give Jen a ring on the old telly--especially if you have experience disarming alarm systems or uploading computer viruses to networks.