Princess Wars

We were visiting Grandma and Grandpa awhile back and the kids pulled out Spencer's old Star Wars toys. Our kids haven't seen the movies yet (some people may consider this a serious offense), but it didn't take the boys long to figure out how to use the guns. Lily, on the other hand, didn't know quite what to do with the toys at first. She settled right in; however, when we explained that the figure wearing white with her hair done up in buns was a princess. What ensued was a rather original remake of the Star Wars series, although I'm not sure that Comic-Con attendees would approve of Lily's interpretation.

Scene 1:

Princess Lea dons a disguise and then confronts a devious robot masquerading as a princess. She disposes of the impostor in a not-so-princess-like fashion. (It sounds like some people haven't been able to tell what Lily says at the end of this clip. What she says is, "You not a Princess. I shoot you!")

Scene 2:

The Emperor's twin sister, who just happens to be Snow White's evil step-mother, is up to her poison apple shenanigans again. But she finds that Princess Lea is not quite the fainting flower that Snow White is. She fakes her death, then jumps up and blasts the evil witch with her laser gun.

Having vanquished two foes, Princess Lea heads off to turbo kickboxing class and Jamba Juice.

We've only scratched the surface here, Mr. Lucas, give us a call when you are ready to film #7-9.